Tag Archives: Console: PC / DOS

Lula 3D

Posted on September 22, 2022 by Cassidy

“It’s a Mixed Up, Muddled Up, Shook Up World. Except for Lula. Lu-lu-lu-lu, Lula.”

The Queen of adult games is dead. Long live Lula, and glory to her all-too-brief eight year reign. We examine the circumstances that lead to her first 3D title also serving as her last, as well as the histories of her franchise and her original creator. All in explicit detail, of course.

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Resident Evil Survivor

Posted on May 3, 2022 by Cassidy

“It’s Gonna Be the Death of Me. Gun Survivor, Gun Survivor.”

Resident Evil‘s first spin-off title went off the rails, to deliver a rail shooter-inspired FPS survival horror hybrid. But did its “ghost developer” Tose still manage to deliver satisfying zombie-shooting action?

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The Graveyard

Posted on April 1, 2022 by Cassidy

“You Know They Tell Me The Graveyard Is a Low Down, Dirty Place.”

A leisurely stroll through a quiet cemetery carries potentially deadly consequence… for those willing to spend an additional $4.99 to unlock it as a feature. Sit and listen as the tale of Tales of Tales is told in full.

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Battle: Los Angeles

Posted on October 22, 2021 by Cassidy

“Please, Baby, No More Battles in L.A.”

Cassidy takes developer Saber Interactive to task, for their role in translating an underwhelming action film into a further disappointing first-person shooter. But is their tie-in game the result of misguided ambition, or more conscious carelessness?

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Human Killing Machine

Posted on February 15, 2020 by Cassidy

“I Got No Face, No Name. I’m Just a Human Killing Machine.”

In the days before The World Warrior, a British computer games publisher pitched their own Street Fighter sequel to Capcom. Despite rejection, development continued. Step aside, Ryu: “Kwon is Strong.”

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Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine

Posted on March 16, 2019 by Cassidy

“I Can See That Loadstar From a Thousand Miles Away.”

Examining the near-incomparable failure of one Rocket Science Games; who fell from grace faster than a jump truck on planetary take-off.

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X-COM: Enforcer

Posted on November 30, 2018 by Cassidy

“Who Wanna Play With the Enforcer?”

When all that stands between planet Earth and an army of alien invaders is a lone robot, which side will prevail? My money’s on E.T., truth be told.

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Drake of the 99 Dragons

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Cassidy

“I Got 99 Problems but a Drake Ain’t One.”

As the resurrection of the Undying Dragon has come upon us, we take a look at what is possibly the most-maligned shooter of all time. Did it truly deserve damnation, or does it demonstrate an indomitable spirit?

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Bad Rats: the Rats’ Revenge

Posted on February 19, 2018 by Cassidy

“I Sing Bad Rats Blues.”

Dive deep into the rat hole, and explore the depths of what has arguably become Steam’s most infamous title. Was it completely unintentional, or was it all by design?

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The Guy Game

Posted on January 15, 2018 by Cassidy

“Girls Gone Guy Game (Going Gonzo).”

A peak under the covers at a game that would bill itself as “the most controversial” ever released. We get to the bottom of where that controversy stems from, and whether or not there’s any merit to the actual game itself.

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