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Cassidy is the curator of a bad video game hall of fame. Whether you interpret that as "a hall of fame dedicated to bad video games" or as "a sub-par hall of fame for video games" is entirely up to you. Goes by "They / Them" pronouns.

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Rogue Warrior

Posted on December 25, 2017 by Cassidy

“Rogues, One. Warriors, Zero.”

Detailing Dick Marcinko’s one man war against North Korea, English vocabulary, and good game design. But who is truly responsible for this atrocity of war?

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Pardon Our Dust

Posted on December 20, 2017 by Cassidy

In returning from our hiatus (after our previous webhost was shut down without warning) there are still elements of the new website that are under [re]construction. There will be articles in need of rewrites, design elements in need of tweaking, …

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Bad Game Music #09

Posted on October 6, 2017 by Cassidy

Featuring music from Biohazard on Playstation, Rogue Warrior, and Wario World on GameCube.

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Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi

Posted on September 21, 2017 by Cassidy

“I Am the Master of My Own Teräs Käsi.”

Can the art of Teräs Käsi truly be mastered by a fighting games padawan? Does this Star Wars title maintain balance in the Force, or does it plunge players into darkness?

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Bad Game Music #08

Posted on September 17, 2017 by Cassidy

Featuring music from Kid Stuff Records’ Donkey Kong record, Manx TT Superbike on Sega Saturn, and Sonic Eraser on Sega Genesis.

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Haunted Castle

Posted on September 1, 2017 by Cassidy

“Haunted Castle in the Sky.”

We return once again to Dracula’s demon castle with whip in hand and a chest full of hearts. But have we finally come upon a curse too powerful for the Vampire Killer?

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Indigo Prophecy / Fahrenheit

Posted on August 12, 2017 by Cassidy

“Indigo Prophecy 451°.”

A deep dive into the mind of David Cage, and an exploration of his studio’s sophomore effort. Was Indigo Prophecy a work of art worthy of its praise, or has the hype been overblown from the very beginning?

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Sonic Labyrinth

Posted on July 15, 2017 by Cassidy

“Sonic, Your Child Is Falling and the Labyrinth Is Calling.”

Because what we’ve all truly been waiting to see from Sonic is a slow, meandering, maze exploration game.

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Hooters Road Trip

Posted on July 3, 2017 by Cassidy

“Hootie & the Road Trip.”

When it comes to Hooters, you should expect your licensed games to be “delightfully tacky yet unrefined.” But can this PS1 racing title live up to even that low expectation?

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Bad Game Music #07

Posted on July 1, 2017 by Cassidy

Featuring music from Buck Bumble on N64, Global Gladiators on Sega Genesis, and Violent Storm in arcades.

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